Ronnie Creager’s Requirements to Get Back on éS

This is what we want and if our requirements aren't made, we can't see it being as awesome as it was before.

This is what we want and if our requirements aren’t met, we can’t see it being as awesome as it was before.

The latest installment of “Wow, the internet is a powerful place” comes in the form of a petition. Normally, petition sites and such don’t get our attention but this “Get Ronnie Back on éS” seems to be a worthy cause. This one too.

After we reported about the team-less éS, someone mustered up the strength from their anger and directed it towards Don Brown and éS in the form of this petition. We’re still trying to figure out whether this is a proactive use of their time or if this will turn into a outlet-trend for the worse type of petitions possible. ex.-BRING BACK THE D3!!! Something tells us that that petition isn’t too far from happening. It’s kind of coming back (due Fall’14). Will Mayhew get any royalties off of this? He better.

As much as we do back this return, along with other notables such as Rodney Mullen, Marc Johnson and a suspicious Dr. Bobby Puleo, we do have one request. In order for this move to fully have the impact that you all expect it to have, we’re asking for Ronnie to dust off his bucket hat, off-white cargo’s (in lieu of cargo sweats) and do another impromptu handflip in order to get back on éS. We’ll have a draft of this contract up shortly and send it to Ronnie & Don asap. Did we miss anything else?

Comments

  1. Danny Gamaliel

    February 17, 2014 5:36pm

    For me the best roster possible to éS would be:

    Pros:
    Tom Asta
    Terry Kennedy
    Chaz Ortiz
    Ronnie Creager
    Forrest Edwards
    Billy Marks
    Jimmy Carlin

    Ams:
    Dwayne Fagundes
    Dane Vaughn
    Kelly Hart
    Paul Hart

    Reply
    • ALUMNI

      February 17, 2014 7:32pm

      no offense but, this is the worst possible team for ES. LOL

      Terry? really? ha!
      Chaz is too busy lickin on weezys nuts.
      No one wants to sit in a van with Forrest.
      Billy Marks…boring.
      Jimmy is a clown…no one cares about Jimmy…thats why he acts like that.
      Asta doesnt belong on ES. i dont have anything bad to say about him but, its not a good fit.
      Creager? eh, again..no one under 30 cares abut Creager and his endless list of amazing contributions to skateboarding. Maybe if he started throwin himself down some serious stair sets but, at the end of the day…not worth it.

      ES needs to just skip a team. They dont need it. Drop the proce of the shoes by $10 per pair and keep the quality and then youre onto something….maybe.

      OR OR OR OR….JUST BUY SKATEBOARDING BACK FROM NIKE. lets be honest here…Nike bought all those pros…Nike bought all that Ad space…..Nike bought all those contests. Thats all it takes…Buy it back Sole Tech cause he only kids with brand loyalty are none.

      grab the bozack.

  2. WTF Danny

    February 17, 2014 6:52pm

    Danny, are you out of your mind? What a terrible roster!

    Reply
  3. fuck it

    February 17, 2014 11:24pm

    put chris “mango” millic on and make this team about having fun. and fuck nike.

    Reply
  4. Oliver

    February 18, 2014 12:32pm

    Creager, Montoya and Kellen James for that shoe that never was please.

    Reply
  5. Oliver

    February 18, 2014 11:54pm

    What’s wrong with Montoya? Haven’t you seen his latest footage?!

    Reply
  6. jeans

    February 19, 2014 12:40am

    I think any pro should be wary of joining éS’s team given that they’ve bragged about pioneering the “brand retreat”, a.k.a. firing your whole team to start fresh when things get stale.

    Reply
  7. GREG

    February 19, 2014 9:05pm

    Jimmy McDonald Back on ES

    Reply
  8. Tyler Dombrowski

    April 4, 2014 11:01pm

    I just want some of those Creager’s… don’t they look sick?!

    Reply
  9. bill

    May 31, 2014 9:11am

    i still got 2 pairs of them so be jealous 😉

    Reply
  10. Cody

    November 4, 2014 10:23pm

    How about eS hits up Nate Sherwood for a sponsor

    Reply
  11. chasp

    January 9, 2018 11:02am

    Nate sherwood
    al garcia
    shawn mandoli

    Reply

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